Out September 29th 2022
"How long have you been enfeebled for?”
“I’m not enfeebled."
Kindhearted Josephine Pajimula is running out of time. Her best friend and roommate is engaged, which means Josephine needs to find a place to live fast! But apartments in the suburbs of Seattle are expensive on a baker's salary. Just when things feel hopeless, a man literally falls into her path during a Halloween party.
Eadwulf is a little... weird. He has an eccentric way of talking, doesn't know what a cell phone is, and judging by his costume, he's really into vampires. Luckily, he's easy on the eyes and surprisingly charming.
When Josephine helps the disoriented man, her goal is to get him home safely. But Eadwulf has something else up his sleeve—or rather, cape. He could solve her problems, but fate has a funny sense of humor. Eadwulf isn't cosplaying a vampire... he's a real vampire with an offer Josephine can't refuse.
Odd Blood is a cozy horror tale that kickstarts this comedic slow-burn romance series!
Please note: This is a demisexual late bloomer love story with NO SPICE and is the first act in a series with no major cliffhanger.
Odd Blood
Genre: Cozy Horror, Horror Comedy, Romance, Adult, Queer Romance
Fic Tags: slow burn biting, like we just gathered the firewood to start slow burning, oblivious to love, what are social cues, pining, mutual pining, out of touch vampire, zero spice but not so nice, fluff no smut, emotional hurt/comfort, we love a demisexual queen, explicit language, first kiss, vampire bites, angst, himbo gonna emotional support himbo, neurospicy, social awkwardness, she's an anxious baby and that's okay
Content/Trigger Warnings:
Light: Amnesia/memory loss (brief), Childhood Trauma, Depression, Financial Trauma/Insecurity, Kidnapping, Loss of a Grandparent (brief), Misogynistic Language, Panic Attacks, Religion, Sexual Themes, Sexism, Slut Shaming
Medium: Anxiety, Body Horror, Consent Issues/Violations (nonsexual), Emesis, Vampire Enthrallment/Mind Control, Ghosts, Gore, Low Self Esteem/Self Hatred, Microaggressions, Occult, Racism, PTSD, Violence
Heavy: Blood, Blood Loss, Death/Murder, Dementia, Internalized Toxic Capitalism Based Ableism, Negative Self Talk, Profanity
Please note: this list will continue to be expanded and updated as feedback is provided to ensure the safety of all readers. Triggers on this list range from mild to moderate.
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