Released October 31, 2023
Was confessing your love for your vampire boss a mistake?
Josephine Pajimula supposed she would advise against it. Especially if you were wearing a cupcake sweater. The recently designated Drone survived the haunting of Rosalee Castle, but an unsettling revelation from Eadwulf presents Josephine with the possibility that she might not be so human after all.
Unfortunately, there’s little time to adjust to the recent development. When an invitation to the biggest vampire social event of the season arrives, Josephine is unprepared. Dress fittings, dance lessons, and vampire etiquette leave Josephine in a tailspin. Or perhaps the increasing tension with her vampire master is finally catching up with her.
But vampires are not the only monsters to contend with… After an alarming encounter with a mysterious monster, Josephine finds help in an unlikely ally. While not exactly thrilled, Josephine is eager to learn as much as she can about the secrets of her manifesting abilities.
Will Josephine solve the mystery of her newly discovered identity? What intrigue awaits at the Masquerade? Is Josephine ready for the next step in her relationship with Eadwulf, or will a social blunder ruin his reputation? And why has Mister Jaffe suddenly become so… weird?
Weird Blood is the third book in the Odd Blood series, featuring diverse characters and creative expletives. It is a hybrid romance with cozy horror elements and lots of dark comedy. Continuing the story of a newly discovered demisexual main character and her relationship with a himbo vampire, this tale finally breaks the no spice streak.
Weird Blood
Genre: Cozy Horror, Horror Comedy, Romance, Adult, Queer Romance
Fic Tags: slow burn, honeymoon phase, what are social cues, pining, mutual pining, out of touch vampires, fucking finally, first time, fluff and some smut, she’s steamy, hanahaki disease inspired, emotional hurt/comfort, we love a demisexual queen, explicit language, first time, vampire ball, vampire bites, awkward funerals, stressful events, capitalism as a motive, angst, himbo gonna emotional support himbo, neurospicy, social awkwardness, she's an anxious baby and that's okay, the year was 2017, who left all this gore here?,
Content/Trigger Warnings:
Light: Chronic/Ongoing Illness, Cults, Dementia, Dental Trauma, Discussion of Voluntary and Involuntary Institutionalization (mild), Hauntings, Loss of Autonomy, Misogynistic Language, Neck Wound, Religion, Roommate violence, Scars, Slut Shaming
Medium: Capitalism, Choking, Consent Issues/Violations (nonsexual), Bullying, Depression, Dissociation, Emesis, Emotional Abuse, Estrangement, Grief Depiction, MLM Cults, Monster Prejudice, People Pleasing, Poison, Possession (Hive Mind), Supernatural Disease, Superstition
Heavy: Animal Injury (perceived), Animal Body Horror/Transmutation, Anxiety, Body Horror, Blood, Blood Loss, Dubious Consent Scenarios, Eating Foreign Objects, Eating Glass, Gore, Occult, PTSD, Terminal Illness (suggested), Sexual Themes, Victim Blaming, Violence
Please note: this list will continue to be expanded and updated as feedback is provided to ensure the safety of all readers. Triggers on this list range from mild, moderate, and heavy.
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